Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

Palpha male

Typically a male who poses with a macho attitude on chat apps to make up for what he lacks in life.

Damn all that guy talks about is sex sex sex and talking shit all day online. What a palpha male.

by CatBiscuit420 June 10, 2023

Jabimba Male

A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person

Ugh Eddie's become such a fucking jabimba male 😔

by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023

Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.

Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’

by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023

Sigma male

Normally a "sigma male" refers to someone (most likely under the male race if not obvious) is a male entity who is a "loner" or prefers being alone denying help or company from others, sigma males usually find jokes like "skibidi toilet" and "only in ohio" funny for whatsoever reason, despite the stereotypes sigma males can also refer to singal dads etc and not necessarily always means a little kid with the humor of a boot

"MY brother is a sigma male because he doesn't feel he needs the help from others and likes being alone"

by Impseudonym August 2, 2023

Pi Male

a male that is well-rounded, but very irrational

Person 1 is a Pi Male

by already_in_use_by_someone_else August 11, 2023

Papa Male

A male human that transcends the greek alphabet and it's alpha/beta/sigma nonsense.
This guy is in the phonetic alphabet.
He is a Papa male.
The ultimate daddy.

Tom is just so attractive in every way. There is no one like him. He's a true Papa male.

by Papa of the North August 29, 2023