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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
Get the Presidential pornmug. a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
Get the porn mouthmug. by i cant right now August 22, 2019
Get the porn starmug. A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM September 3, 2013
Get the Porn-Saltymug. by martians ass December 4, 2019
Get the carnivalistic pornmug. I already know what you want so ima just make u horny... i want you to touch me i want you to play with my pussy dont stop kiss me lick my pussy cum on me and fuck me daddy. I want you to do whatever you want to me and my body i love when u touch me daddy and u finger me and when i tell u to stop i want u to speed up and when i tell u to keep going i want you to stop and make me beg for u
by Lizard is not allowed December 20, 2020
Get the Pornmug. Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
by Nofaggotinme July 8, 2023
Get the Pornmug.