imped

A classy way to silence classless spam callers.

Whenever my crazy ex-boyfriend calls, he gets imped immediately.

by impimp August 11, 2022

imposseroo

impossible, unattainable under normal conditions

You really think you'll bang Kody after years of not speaking to her? Imposseroo!

by George Leo August 15, 2022

imployment

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.

If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

impreachment hearing

A possibly-giving-you-da-boot-from-office testimony-session whereby you're not only compelled to go through da distress and humiliation of trying to defend/justify da actions under discussion, but are also forced to endure copious Bible-readings relating to your supposed transgressions.

One way to determine if a scandalized politician is truly da "Man of God" dat he claims to be would be to subject him to an impreachment hearing and see if he is truly able to maintain his composure, or if he eventually "cracks" and outbursts with a noisy tirade.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

imprint

basically love at first sight, something jacob black did to renesmee, a baby, in twilight breaking dawn part 2 that definitely isn't weird or creepy at all

bella swam: YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER?????

by kalosianlitten August 31, 2022

Impy

Word used by impy people, a word only mutually understood by those who are impy. It's kind of like esoteric knowledge.

Person 1: Are you feeling impy rn?
Person 2: I'm the impiest man since '06 👿👿👿

by flights September 5, 2022

impersenetien

when you impersenete someone

"stop commiting impersenetien or I will stop feeding you"

by idotic_kid September 7, 2022