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boner fart

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.
While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.
by ronchx October 24, 2009
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flirt-fart

A fart made during sex. it's NOT hott.
She made a flirt-fart after the first hour of sex.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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fart master

by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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poop fart

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart
by Clinton the DP September 10, 2006
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Estrogen Fart

A fart so thick and eggy, that it smells like it could have only been a female who dropped it. This is mainly due to the estrogen-enriched nature of the scent cloud. (Note: Men are capable (albeit a rarity) of dropping estrogen farts).
I was browsing the internet when Brad dropped an extremely thick estrogen fart that made me question if a woman was in the room.
by Darbis June 14, 2010
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indirect fart

Draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try to hold her head under the blanket.

A rich fart is released silently into your hand, you expell all air from your lungs then breath in the fart from your closed hand. You now make an amorous approach and breath the fart into her face / mouth as you kiss her. This will cure the problem as she WILL leave you. Failing this you repeat the procedure but first you bite strips of of your fingernails and wedge them between your teeth - an "indirect fart with nails"
I gave her an indirect fart
by Brucester September 10, 2006
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get it farted on

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.
by 1030JH April 21, 2022
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