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Mind Blown by DJrobo January 17, 2019
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wisconsin leaf blower
When someone farts in one's oral cavity, then person with said fart in their mouth proceeds to blow fart into 3rd parties mouth.
wisconsin leaf blower by McCorey Trasfield September 3, 2016
blowing leather
When one or more flatus exits your crack to the front rather than the rear, passing over the coin purse and sometimes causing a tickle on the backside of the scrotum (or labia in females); more common in the seated position.
Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of chili before the drive to Milwaukee. I've been blowing leather since I passed Sheboygen.
blowing leather by pchangchod August 17, 2010
blowing smoke up my ass
to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
blowing smoke up my ass by waterbrother September 11, 2009
that blows dogs for quarters
that blows dogs for quarters by The Hyper Green Lantern December 26, 2006
brazilian blowout
brazilian blowout by super words April 15, 2015
blows goats for half price
To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
blows goats for half price by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008