Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Tom

Mainly known for his hard punch. Can take on the world.

Girl 1: Tom is a strong man with a mega punch

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Tom

Tom is the best in the whole wide world!!!!

"ahh i know a tom, he is the best!!!"

by In The World May 6, 2022

Tom

Tom is the best in the whole world!!!!!!!!

"ahh i know a tom, he is the best right?!"

"of course!!!"

by In The World May 6, 2022

Tom Fuckered

Getting fucked up, rowdy, wild

Doing something with no fucks

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Tom

A flaming homosexual who wants to fuck everything he sees.

Your a Tom Jesus tom that is some cold nipples twisting nigga ass shit

by Bumwholeboy June 24, 2018

Tom Holland

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

Tom Holland is mmmmmm

by DONTWORRYBOUTWHOIAMMISSGIRL June 19, 2022