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Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.
Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.
by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025
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Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree
“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed
by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026
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I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor
Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks
by Meme yapper January 15, 2026
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I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor
Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks
by Meme yapper January 15, 2026
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.
1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."
by Mahnig March 31, 2010
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the 28th day of the month

Man, she's on the 28th day of the month
by Ayo&tayo October 23, 2017
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