Potato wave

A very stiff lifeless wave.

Will did not like it obviously because he gave him a potato wave.

by JemmaCar November 15, 2021

Potat

A potat is a potato, but an alive one, like you

Potats will take over the world one day..

by homygar November 21, 2021

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.

Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree

by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato

You will know a potato when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021