packels

Multiple pickles or a six pack tower. This is a rare un-diagnosed birth defect. This can be caused by drug use or siblings mating.

Person1: eww why do you have a six pack tower.

Person2: because I have packels

by Toes December 21, 2019

Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.

Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.

by ckulsen January 9, 2020

Packerection

When a FTM (Female to Male) Trans person uses too big of an object to emulate a male member.

Ex. A 4'11 twink using an 8 inch pack-and play makes him look like he has a 'packerection'

by Smol-boyeeeee January 21, 2020

packer

online shit talker that uses a loud microphone or speaks really fast insults

Packer: You built like a banana with a snapback you big body ass nigga, yo grandma do backflips in the back of the uber fatass nigga

by bosniakz February 2, 2020

Pack

kill, murder

Im gonna pack you off

by Stickz#PrimeSuspect February 7, 2020