Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head

Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf

by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023

Webb Goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options

you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there

mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles

by lil consent January 22, 2024

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

Search Google or type a URL

YOU ARE BEYOND A DEADLY STATE OF BOREDNESS!!
The act of typing the light gray text in the search bar of google

"Bro, i'm so bored!"
"Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
"yep"
"Tried mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"
"yep"
"Have you tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/"
"yep"
"AHA! Have you tried /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq"
"yep"
"Open Google"
"AHA! I've got it! Try Typing what it says there in the search bar"
"Okay! I'll try 'Search Google or type a URL"

by BOREDOM MASTER December 8, 2023

Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.

First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.

by edstar77 July 14, 2024

Kleen Goggles

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'

"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."

by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024

Indian goggles

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs

This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.

by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024