fuck lines

The sexy lines men have on each side of their stomach that lead down south.

You can see his fuck lines when he takes his shirt off.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

fuck all

How they say "jack shit" in Britain.

Americans know fuck all about British slang.

by dresgf34ertgq3e4rt December 9, 2011

fuck buddy

A person that you are not a couple with, but you occasionaly fuck when your bored and horny.

Dee: Are you two going out?
Steve & Emily: No.
Dee: Then why do you fuck all the time?
Emily: Cause we're fuck buddies.
Steve: Emily, You're the best fuck buddy ever *smiles like an idiot*

by namronremmus December 29, 2009

Fucking Whore

A dick-sucking prostitute, usually named Katie, who takes it up the ass and will fuck any guy who shows her an ounce of affection, then will act like its your fault when she's treated like a bitch.

Her Today: "Yeah, Cum in my ass. Ohhhhh. Your sooo hot!"
Her Tomorrow: "Your a fucking douche, leave me alone!"
You Today: "What a Fucking Whore"
You Tomorrow: "What a Fucking Whore"

by SuckmydickKate February 20, 2010

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

Religion Fucked

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.

A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"

by JoGa. January 8, 2009

fuck break

you at work and need to fuck, you take a fuck break. real brief, probably with a coworker. goes down a lot in the fast food industry.

girl i'm tired of flippin patties lets take a fuck break

by Shareefa Q September 16, 2006