crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

Crack Daddy

Obviously bumi they be flakkaing it up

“idk im just a crack daddy in my heart and soul” something bumi would say

by thunderpuxxy October 5, 2023

The crack rock

The rock or bench all the teenagerrs sit on selling cola cola out of their backpack and cars

We got to get back to the crack rock.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020