Money

Money, get away

Get a good job with good pay and you're okay

Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream

Think I'll buy me a football team

Money, get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
Money, it's a hit

Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set

And I think I need a Lear jet

Money, it's a crime

Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
That they're giving none away
Away, away, way
Away, away, away

by Death Menace September 4, 2023

trail money

Wipes.

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.

by jjou February 11, 2019

Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"

by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025

E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua

I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out

by Nickles8 July 12, 2025

Nose money

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.

"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."

by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022

X Money

Gay man detected within 5 miles.

Likes cute underage boys with preferably no experience.

Book an orgy session here: www.onlyfans.com/x-money

X money is a fag

by anonymous December 17, 2023

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023