Chuff crack

The inner lining of your shfincter
Derrick please will you make my raging chuff crack throb tonight
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Chuff crack

The inner lining of the chuff
Dereck likes his chuff crack caressed
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To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
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Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.
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crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.
Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
by horuntori February 24, 2016
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