Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Men's mental health month

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!

Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Dirty Holly Monk

A girl whos really slutty yet no one actually wants her. Shes also colossal

"Yo my ex girl was lowkey a slut.. she a dirty holly monk lowkey"
"eww thats nasty bruv"

by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024

four more months

The chant that Democratic Party will be chanting in July of 2024 in the run-up to the November election. Unlike the four more years chant for typical presidential incumbents, the Dems can no longer afford Biden in office.

Brandon: I am headed out to the Biden rally. Want to join me?

Barney: ya, I am interested to see how many minutes in to his speech the “four more months” chant gets going. I am ready to leave when you are, so let’s go Brandon

by the comand'r June 29, 2024

dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.

"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"

by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024