Blunt Force Trauma

An injury that's severe

A Stoner, Jedi and Surgeon walked into a bar.

They caused Blunt Force Trauma

by anonymous December 18, 2024

You tryna trade?

Used over text, when someone asks if you want to trade nudes.

"yo, you tryna trade?"

"no, i have a boyfriend."

by anonymous December 29, 2024

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

Fake Gesture Trap

A manipulative tactic where someone retroactively claims they had planned a generous or thoughtful act but blames the other person's behavior for "ruining" it. This fabricated scenario is used as a trap to evoke guilt, regret, or compliance, even though the supposed gesture was never genuinely intended.

After our disagreement, he set up a fake gesture trap, saying he was about to propose to me but decided not to because I upset him.

by The Fairy Godfather January 5, 2025

Reverse Lady and the Tramp

When hitting a girl from behind, you shove a submarine sandwich in her butt while eating it from the other end.

Joe was asked if there’s anything new that she’d like to try.. she said.. grab that submarine sandwich and let’s try a “Reverse Lady and the Tramp”

by Boogasuga69 January 14, 2025

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025