Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Americans love the monarchy

Do we? I've never heard that! Ever!

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

Wallet In The Money

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another

"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"

by SaucemasterXX April 21, 2024

Sigma Cash Money

The meaning of the richest amount of cash you win own or see, use it as a funny word to express great amounts of money.

I just saw some Sigma Cash Money in that rich mans house dude.

by Lookie83 April 23, 2024

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Arab Boom Boom Monkey

a derogatory slur towards arabian people.

Yaasir: fuck you you're a Arab Boom Boom Monkey
Achraf: shut the fuck up

by tri-lights May 6, 2024

Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024