Piss Take

Joshua

“Joshua is a piss take he never keeps his word”

by lovefool79 June 12, 2025

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF)

Typically American girls lead on a guy at a bar to get him to buy her a drink but have no intention of going home with him.

Tease-Take & Faked (TTF): "This hot girl at the bar tease-take & faked me last night! I bought her 3 drinks and went home alone.

by beeyaa August 2, 2025

National take your boyfriend to Casino day

Taking Your sweat heart of a boyfriend to the casino to gamble your money it doesn’t have to be much just at least $50 min to show your appreciation for all he does for you.

Imma take my boy to the casino for national take your boyfriend to casino day, imma give him like $300 to triple his money so he can take us out somewhere nice cause he’s so amazing to me

by Boyfriend days August 9, 2025

Hitler Take

A hot take that is so egregiously abysmal, that the only possible way that opinion could be conceived of is if it were formulated by Adolf Hitler himself.

"The dress is white and gold."
"My god, what a Hitler Take."

by tubulos9000 January 8, 2026

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

I'll take a BOSS

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.

"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"

by Nobodyspecial3434 September 5, 2011

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014