Suck your dick backwards

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t

Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you

by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob

Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!

by GiolaBear September 3, 2017

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 24, 2021