ur mom gay

The most deadly, harsh and shameful insult in the entire existence of the human race.

Billy- "Your an asshole!"
Tom- "Ur mom gay lol"
Billy- *dies*

by cato_boi May 12, 2018

Ultra Instinct Mom

"Well I love Chicken"

Summary
Ultra Instinct Mom(ウルトラ本能ママ)
Is a Non-Human God Like Mom And Is a fictional character of the howieazy howieazy series she's appeared in most of howieazy series espically Ultra Instinct Mom Series. She is known for beating up her relatives such as blacku (her son)
his dad and many other innocent people altough she was defeated by her mother although she is a very overpowered mom

Power And Stats
Tier: 1B
Name: Ultra Instinct Mom or UI Mom
Origin: Howeiazy Series
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Transcendent deity

Powers and Abilities: Nigh-Immortality, Regeneration,Reality Warping,Spatial Manipulation,Nigh-Omnipotent,Omnipresence, Life & Death Manipulation, Power Nullification, Energy Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Telekenisis

Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse
Speed: Omnipresence
Lifting Strengh: Unknown
Striking Strength: Low-Hyperversal Level
Stamina: Infinite |Incalculable
Range: Hyperversal

Intellegence: Unknown
Weaknesses: Call her mother she's (One Above All)

Blacku: Watch Out Grandma there is ultra instinct mom
Mom: HURRY UP AND BAKE THE CHICKEN
Blacku: Mom I dont have time

by Critikoji August 29, 2018

yo mom

a bitch who is your mom.

Nico leivia fucked yo mom.

by Nico May 5, 2003

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.

{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!

by ACarHitsUrFace July 8, 2016

socialite soccer mom

In most cases, it is a mother, of a child/children, who finds time to attend society, political functions, charitable or PTA meetings, in conjunciton with driving her kids to their soccer games.

Mary is well respected in the community for her ability to do it all as a socialite soccer mom.

by hampton's gal December 27, 2007

u mom gay

The single most offensive insult ever. do not use this

U mom gay

by umomgay May 7, 2018

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

by nb c lo August 6, 2009