ACarHitsUrFace's definitions

Mirror

A device that allows you to see all the reasons your parents are disappointed in you.

"I looked in the mirror and said, 'Holy fuck, is that me?'."

by ACarHitsUrFace June 27, 2017

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.

{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!

by ACarHitsUrFace July 8, 2016