What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.
{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
Buy a
MOM GET THE CAMERA!
mug!
A device that allows you to see all the reasons your parents are disappointed in you.
"I looked in the mirror and said, 'Holy fuck, is that me?'."
