Hooker

If you don’t know what this is . . .

Ask your mother

‘What’s a hooker mom’
‘You’re looking at one, son’

by JHerald800 August 24, 2022

hooker

The greatest thing that gives crabs

I will knock up a hooker

by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022

Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Hooky

Saying something is fucked and weird asf

Thats hooky asf what u just said

by Phillbill1045 September 2, 2022

hookopp

N) Opportunity to hookup, potential of intimacy, potential partner to fornicate with, potential social networking business opportunity

I need a place to stay and my hot coworker invited me to crash at hers for a few weeks.

So it’s a hookopp?

Probably, but I don’t want to end up in HR because of it.
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Mad hookopps on tinder right now. How do I decide which one to prioritize for this weekend?

by Pseudosapient October 1, 2022

Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

hooka dooka

A catch-phrase that can replace anything, preferably in fun/care-free situations

James: Where are we gonna go today
Kyle: Hooka Dooka
James: Hooka Dooka
Kyle: Hooka Dooka
*intense chanting*

by thefakepeter January 14, 2023