Lithuanian fat hand

When you’ve spent too long fisting your Lithuanian girlfriends ass that your hand swells up and you have to blame it on a giant mosquito

Gus was fisting his misses all Saturday he came down with a serious case of Lithuanian fat hand.

by Gus the fister June 29, 2020

Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.

The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.

by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020

J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

Second-hand arousement

When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused

Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020

quadruple hand stroke

When four people, men, women, or both, jerk a man off all at the same time

A quadruple hand stroke is related to a Circle jerk, but not exactly the same

by hitler's bestie May 21, 2017

hunky hand grenades

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

raise my hand

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.

Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.

by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017