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PotatoKai 

Potatokai gets me wet.
PotatoKai by DirtyPickles_ November 24, 2021
verb
: to assume the role of a potato
I'm too tired to do anything, I think I will just potate today.
A potat is aCute fluffy shiba inu dog that everyone wants to pet
Shiro: explain your insolence
Potat: am potat
Potat by anonymous September 20, 2020

potatoey 

When an apple is so gross that it's like biting into a potato.
Rose: Ugh!
Olivia: What?
Rose: This apple is so potatoey! (spits it out)
potatoey by Rolivia March 29, 2016

Go home and plant sweet potatoes 

Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.
Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.

Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.

Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!

potatoes gonna potate 

the total disregard of another potatoe because of the way they potate themselves.
person 1. that potato was so whack!

person 2. oh well, potatoes gonna potate.