hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

hookerhole

Any orifice of an individual that solicits money for each use.

My friend and I are looking for a good hookerhole for the evening.

by Skunkape11 August 13, 2022

Hooker

If you don’t know what this is . . .

Ask your mother

‘What’s a hooker mom’
‘You’re looking at one, son’

by JHerald800 August 24, 2022

Hooky

Saying something is fucked and weird asf

Thats hooky asf what u just said

by Phillbill1045 September 2, 2022

hookopp

N) Opportunity to hookup, potential of intimacy, potential partner to fornicate with, potential social networking business opportunity

I need a place to stay and my hot coworker invited me to crash at hers for a few weeks.

So it’s a hookopp?

Probably, but I don’t want to end up in HR because of it.
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Mad hookopps on tinder right now. How do I decide which one to prioritize for this weekend?

by Pseudosapient October 1, 2022

Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

hooker

The greatest thing that gives crabs

I will knock up a hooker

by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022