Hairy Hotdog 

Male genitalia

AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.

Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.

Hairy Hotdog by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006

hairy nip 

A hairy nip is like a purple nurple, It invloves squeezing a vicims nipple. More advanced hairy nipperes will twist or pull the nipple which results in more pain for the victim. Hairy nip is short for hairy nipple, but became hairy nip after the trend caught on and became more commonly used. When giving a hairy it is traditional to say "hairy nip!" Its only polite.

"OW! i just got hairy nipped!!"
"My nipple hurts after that hairy nip."

hairy nip by Joe..... September 4, 2008

hairy hoop 

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

hairy hoop by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

hairy parachute 

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

hairy parachute by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

Hairy Pussy 

A good ass pussy

"I like that hairy pussy

Hairy Pussy by fuckyourmom21 December 1, 2020

Ed Hardy Security 

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.

We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.

Ed Hardy Security by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009