beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

blow dozer

After a successful blow job you flip her over and wheel barrel fuck the shit out of her around the house

My masseuse got the blow dozer

by Milmine May 7, 2024

blow away

" a blow away " is a inexpensive metal carport

The lawn mower is under the blow away.

by Kris burkholder June 7, 2017