bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 04, 2015

bashkala bang bang

When u want to bang ur teacher and youre homies but you cant cz ur not gay. So u just stick it up their hairy ass.

OMG i wanna bashkala bang bang all of u.
well just stick it in me.

by #free_gril January 13, 2023

On the Big Bang

short form:(OTTB)
Alternative to on god (ong) for atheists

jack: shit dude that was pretty funny
david: on god
jack: aren't u athiest
david: mb on the big bang

by MTrillex April 19, 2023

Fang bang

Sucking blood out of ppl dicks after puncturing it w their teeth.

Fang banging is awesome, makes you delirious

by M. R & Z. H May 19, 2022

Re-bang

When your ex of three years thinks you should re-bang Bc the sex was so good

Jeremy tried to go other places but realized they should re-bang nexuses Tracy is amazing

by SarahKelly June 14, 2020

Bang a Paulie

In Massachusetts when you hit a minor speed bump.

"I bang a Paulie on main street last night and I think it ruined my tail pipe"

by Memelord69420 September 09, 2019