You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

The brain is connected to the heart

Any mental damage can affect a person physically

Any mental damage can affect a person physically
You know that person who jumped off a building because she got insulted? Yeah, the brain is connected to the heart anyway.

by anonymous June 21, 2025

Fork Brain

When you have been awake for around 20+ hours and cannot think straight, or form a straight sentence, similar to being drunk

"I need to go to sleep, I've got some serious fork brain

by acrenoom April 2, 2021

butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.

Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.

by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019

Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.

“I can’t think I got Gym Brain”

by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021