National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

Flipping dat monkey

"Flipping monkeys" refers to a spontaneous, bold, and often reckless action taken with little regard for the consequences, similar to a "full send" moment.

1. flip monkeys, bag hunnies, and get moneyyy

2. I am flipping dat monkey right now

by FlippingDatMonkey69 November 2, 2023

Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023

aristia pioneer la Monique

The female lead of The abandoned empress (completed). Used to be my fav fl back when i was dumb ig. I just simply thought of her since her name is so freaking long, weird and iconic. Its memorable.

She's killed by the emperor (the prince) (also her husband) in the first timeline being framed of killing the empress's child. (Yes, shes the concubine. Aristia is the side chick). Then she somehow got back to the past and somehow still managed to fall for the same bastard who killed her??? RUVELISS KAMALUDIN SHANA CASTINA. (Yup that bitch has a long ass name, and it's stuck in my head for years)

Yeah he turns out to be 'a good guy'. Yeah he was chanted or smthg. But fr this woman so dumb she got another 2 literal green flag man head over heels for her and she rejected them. (ok but actually one of them has a crazy ass temper). But the point is. this woman be dumb ass hell. Wtvr.

Btw

the other two male lead names
Allendis De Verita (crazy, psychotic, soft spot for fl, green haired, sexy bastards)
Carsein De rass (strong ass, cute?, dumb dumb, attractive as hell, knight vibes, red haired)
im not sure if it's right. wtvs.

Aristia pioneer la Monique you dont deserve those two guys imma abduct them from u.

by eSmiel December 19, 2023

birthdayday-no-month

your bday day but on a different month

when your friend says it's my bday day
- yo! happy birthdayday-no-month

by mrpollo January 9, 2024

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024