Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.

Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.

by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

Retard

someone that is about to jump off a cliff in west bay at the beach.

that guy up there is a retard

by hugemong69 April 14, 2021

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Retarded Tiktok Girl

Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded

Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"

Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"

Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023

retarded

Jared, jared is retarded

jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded

by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019