Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

blowjob monkey

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

by Russ B-M February 13, 2006

fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

Ass-Monkey

in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.

" i have to go and feed the ass-monkeys that live in my arse with the dried shit that is incrusted in my arse pubes.""

by lee! November 23, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003