fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

W.O.B

Acronym. Wank over bog.

'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving'
'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob'(W.O.B)

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006