Fat John

See definition for Gay John

by Vortex Residents April 22, 2003

mixing the johns

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.

Mamas been mixing the johns again!

by Victor (Rotciv, El Conquistador!) and Alejandra (chewbacka) December 18, 2005

Greasy John

Another meaning of a handjob

"Cori gave Katelyn a Greasy John."

by cranberry period jewce June 2, 2015

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

john kerry

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006

John Cena

A pro-wrestler(currently for monday night raw). Debuted back in 2002 in smackdown and nearly beat kurt angle. He's been a world tag champion, wwe champion, world heavyweight, and u.s. champion. He's starred in the marine and Has a movie coming up called "12 rounds". A class act who dosen't deserve the same old shit he gets from these so called bandwagon "haters". Some people don't understand its just for entairtainment yet people take a scripted show so damn seriously. He's also a rapper and debuted his solo album "You can't see me".

John Cena- Pro wrestler, actor, rapper

by wweman February 16, 2009