Donkey/Donk

Donkey is used to define something or an action that is “cool”, it is often used to praise things or actions. Donk is essentially the same thing but more commonly used to refer to an individual or a group of individuals rather than a thing or action.

Isaiah: Where was you at?

Amari: We just slid all through they shit! I brought the Donks wit’ me, Zaire got it crackin’ wit’ fully that bitch was Donkey!

(Donkey/Donk)

Donkey/Donk by young niggа January 31, 2026

Donkey Divot

(noun)

A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.

Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.

• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”

Donkey Divot by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026

Donkey style

When you shove a waffle up your ass while having sex with a cheerleader.

Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"

What? Donkey style is new, what is that?
IS WHEN YOU SHOVE A WAFFLE UP YO ASS

Donkey style by cheesecrackers21 October 20, 2025

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

Donkey Plod by whosyourdani October 27, 2025

Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

Donkey burrito by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025

Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

Donkey Dildo by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

Donkey Punch Bunch

Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*

Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.

Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.

Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.

In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.

“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”

Donkey Punch Bunch by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025