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piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022
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big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023
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Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night
by Georgianexpat July 20, 2024
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yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.
by lanananananana October 1, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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