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Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
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Jesus Piece

Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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Jesus

I am Jesus - I am Joshua/Josh.
by AuntyPunjab April 9, 2021
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Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
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