Lucas Jesse

Posh Twat

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse

by UltraHalo April 1, 2024

Lucas Arthugooner

The act of one peeling a banana and stroking it like a dick and sticking it in a pvc pipe while three different species of animals have sex and watch but you don't know. You can also inject a sticky substance into the banana to represent cuming.

Bro I saw a dude "Lucas Arthugooner" earlier today and it was crazy.

by GeorgeCorn October 6, 2025

Lucas Derfner

Someone who is like lowkey mad him, pops four upper deckies an hour, someone who is a Lucas Derfner may be referred to as a zynachino maestro, or a syph master.

Yo thats four upper deckies, your lowkey a Lucas Derfner

by BigHarryPenis October 15, 2025

Lucas

The gayest of them all, lock up your children and hide your r. Kelly.

Lucas be tripping on all the dicks in his gaze

by The guy next door to your mom October 19, 2025

Lucas

Will tell you he’s “not ready for anything serious,” then text you good morning, beautiful for six weeks straight. Knows everyone at every party but somehow has no photos older than 3 months (because he deleted them with the ex).

Usually found in the wild holding iced coffee and eye contact longer than the law allows. Possesses a dangerous mix of charm, 3-day stubble, and “I don’t do relationships” energy.

Warning label:

May cause emotional whiplash, loss of self-respect, and temporary delusions of being “the one to change him.” Consult your group chat before proceeding.

“My therapist says I have a type — apparently it’s Lucas.”

by Jiggy for daddy figgy November 3, 2025

Lucas Prigmore

Type of backwater ozzy man, very girly in look. Would do wonders in prison.

That Lucas Prigmore really helped me relieve stress back in the sell last night.

by Tdaltzz November 12, 2025

Lucas sexy .F

honestly he's just such a hottie with a body, pickleball legend, hyperbowler, associates only with people shorter than him because he's so tall and rich.

and to be frank he's the type of guy to survive a zombie apocalypse single handedly.

"not gonna lie, that guy is probably named Lucas sexy .F"

by NotLucasfromsexyland November 18, 2025