hairy hoop 

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

hairy hoop by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

hairy parachute 

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

hairy parachute by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

Hairy Pussy 

A good ass pussy

"I like that hairy pussy

Hairy Pussy by fuckyourmom21 December 1, 2020

Ed Hardy Security 

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.

We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.

Ed Hardy Security by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009

Hairy Potter 

A hairy person, generally a male, that sheds body hair, usually arm hair.

Jeff is such a Hairy Potter. He reached over my plate of orange chicken for the salt and he bombed my lunch with a hair. Bastard!

Hairy Potter by Cynthia Potter August 13, 2003

hairy bagpipes 

Similiar to the rusty trombone, but with a twist. Hum on the nads and finagle the stork.

Jasons girlfreind was going to preform the rusty trombone, but decided to play the hairy bagpipes instead.

hairy bagpipes by Desmond October 2, 2004