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King fish 

A species of white fish in the ocean that black people are deathly scared of and one of the main reasons they don't go into the ocean.
Son: Dad, I need to go pee and the bathroom is to far away.
Dad: Then go pee in the ocean.
Son: Man, I don't want to go in the ocean. They got King fish and barracuda in the water
King fish by V of R August 17, 2011
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PORTUGUESE COD FISH EXTRAVAGANZA 

A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.
" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"
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When a girl is getting eatten out, relaxes a little too much, and accidently lets a little fart out.
1. Jimmy was eating me out and I was so into it... I accidently gave him a blow fish...

2. Damn, I was going down on my girl and she totally blow fished me!
Blow Fish by EmCeBee January 21, 2011

Rumble Fish 

1. A cold-blooded gang fight consisting of aquatic vertebrates of the superclass Pisces.
2. Owned!
1. There was a rumble fish going on at Zanzibar.
2. Holy shit! That guy got rumble fished!
Rumble Fish by G March 5, 2005

dildo fish 

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
dildo fish by johnnyface February 1, 2009

Chocolate Fish Bomb 

A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.
Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.

inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) 

The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.

Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).

With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!

The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!

The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999