Fat Finger Battle

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

by surasak86 June 5, 2014

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

spicy chicken finger

masturbation using only one's pinky finger and a dollop of hot sauce.

Walking a little funny today due to my spicy chicken finger sessions, last evening.

by mr. pickles February 9, 2015

Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

Fingering Free February

As short FFF, Well it's just the same as No Nut November but for women instead.

Girl1: Did you see that hot boy there?
Girl2: Stop it we're on fingering free february

by Xhjhdassgbvbjj December 23, 2019

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020