Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

Jesus Dick

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Dick Moth

A desperate or thirsty girl. Flocks to any source of dick in the same way a moth is attracted to any source of light.

"man Jenny has really been all over me lately. I think she's into me."

"Nah man she's just a dick moth, she s already fucked half the basketball team."

by Dilznick January 19, 2017

Dick Kirby

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.

Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.

by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009

Grant-dick

A unit of measurement equaling one-one thousandth of an inch.

When trying to measure out a length to cut wood three feet long your buddy named Grant says, "Oh, that would be about 36,000 Grant-dicks long", making your buddies then ask, "So Grant, your saying your dick is only 1/1000th of an inch? Sucks to be you"

by G4$ September 21, 2013