zerofucksgiving day 

The term given to a day at work when you just don't want to be there. Often accompanied by a special shirt or hat and a smart ass attitude.

Oh happy day, another shift at my dead end job. ..... Happy Zerofucksgiving Day!

zerofucksgiving day by weedsharks November 11, 2014

Late Day Eggs

Something fake niggas eat. If one is found eating eggs late in the day, it's a wrap, their career and life is over.

Example conversation between late day eggs degenerate and normal dude
Dude 1: Yo you get yo' J's from Banana Republic.
Dude 2: Man shu' cho' ass up, you eat eggs late in the day, why you tryna diss me?

Late Day Eggs by CleverUsername_ October 25, 2017

Pretzel Day 

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy

There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day

Pretzel Day by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018

Yes day 

A "Yes day" is the one day that parents pick to say yes to everything their kids want or ask for. There are still some rules to a "Yes day" though. Rule one, parents can't use their phones. Rule two, the kids can't ask for anything in the future like a dog. Rule three, the kids have to earn a "Yes day", like do an extra chore. Rule four, parents CAN'T say "no" the whole day otherwise it defeats the purpose of a "Yes day". Last but not least, rule five, have fun and enjoy!

Kids, we're going to have a Yes day in two weeks!

Yes day by Music 67 March 17, 2021

Vagina Evacuation Day 

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited from your mother's vagina. This is also the day in which your mother is reminded of the excruciating pain and agony caused by pushed you ass out of her vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man, my birthday is today!

Dude 2: Well Happy Vagina Evacuation Day!!

Vagina Evacuation Day by Donny 63 August 21, 2013

national green poop day 

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.

If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.

national green poop day by KindaIrish March 22, 2017

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

the only easy day was yesterday by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017