Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

Action Jesus

The action hero side of Jesus.

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus

by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008

Jesus

*Fly hacks enabled*

people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER

by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023

Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl

Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine

by anonymous November 22, 2021