by Winny du pie June 1, 2018
Get the Happymug. 1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011
Get the Happy Hikemug. What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
Get the lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happinessmug. Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!
by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 7, 2022
Get the After Ever Happymug. A short lasted feeling you think you might get every now and then but you aren’t even sure anymore, because everything just blends into this overpowering numbness that is the misery of life. :)
Friend: I’m so happy right now!
You: Same! *don’t even remember a time when I didn’t hate myself but I’ll lie for you*
You: Same! *don’t even remember a time when I didn’t hate myself but I’ll lie for you*
by i_h8_me June 6, 2021
Get the happymug. by sammyboy03 March 3, 2022
Get the Happymug. 