Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023

Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 3, 2023

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

Aberdeen Steam Trawler

A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.

Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.

by Huw Jazz August 3, 2024

Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024