john arthur 

John Arthur,
this is the type of guy to search up the weird thing he does to check if it's relatable, but nobody does it, he's just weird. John Arthur feels foreign from the other Johns so he feels both unique ina good and bad way. His dick is a little under average, but huge when stroked.

John Arthur, where's your hairline!?

john arthur by Dangling Balls April 21, 2020

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

John Stamos 

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"

I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"

John Stamos by Hou Saou March 5, 2014

john prescott 

An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.

Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.

Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.

round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles

john prescott by melchy May 31, 2004

john doe 

When something is too plain for other definitive words. They or it
are neither one thing or another. Drab. Boring. Doesn't stick in your mind.

"he didn't do anything for me for my birthday...it was liike, totally john Doe".
"this soup is really john doe, you should add some salt and pepper at least.".
" I know you want me to buy a ford taurus, Mom, but they're just so john doe, ya know?

john doe by Kmoney 801 July 9, 2006

John Green Fangirl

Usually known as Nerdfighters. They are people who read nothing but John Green's books, which are repetitive and overrated. They usually drool to the Vlogbrothers, a channel in which the author and his brother try to be cool to their audience even though they're old as fuck. Things they do includes making up dumb-ass songs, causing brain damage, wasting your time, being narcissistic, hearing themselves talk, trying to be weird, random and clever at the same time and appealing to the lame people who take the time to watch and love them. These people usually like the books because they talk about smoking, cursing, pixie dream girls and because it's fucking trending.

John Green Fangirl:...
Person: OMG just no *walks away*

John Green Fangirl by bellatrixlestrangeblack April 26, 2013

John Bowl

A bowl that is meticulously packed bowl in a pipe or bong sufficiant for only 2-3 hits at max, yet is intended to go around a rotation of 4 or more..

Dude thats a john bowl now quit being stingy and load more pot in that bowl!

John Bowl by Andy Pants and Canine August 8, 2008