Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

The bird

The Bird is a slang for the
Middle finger.
When you show someone the bird, you flip them off.

Man 1: "Can ya believe it Jason flipped me of after I tried to help him!"
Man 2: "Ah that ungrateful god-damn asshole showed you The bird"

by Repic August 8, 2022

Bird Tatoos

Tattoos typically worn by tranvestites or gender fluid people. The notion is that their sexual orientation is transient as is signified by the moving bird.

“Did you see the bird tatoos on (him/her)?”
“I did, I would have never known that they got a sex change!”

by that guy001001 September 26, 2019

Bird's Nest

When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.

Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.

by Jared Scott April 18, 2006