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tunkle bum

Tunkle bum is the action of looking at a Volkswagen Beatle whilst crying over the movie up
John commited a tunkle bum after exiting the theater
by Realname64 August 28, 2023
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Bum Fluff

The hair grown on the face of a pubescent teenager, young man or a eshay who has never matured.
"That's not a beard champ, that's bum fluff "
by Thekaleguy July 31, 2021
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bum fuck a nigga

Something that someone says while they are fried. Particularly white people say this. These people tend to act like retards as well
by Good jello August 6, 2014
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Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.
I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.
by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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Bum Rat

Someone who doesnt join the Discord vc
Oh man why is James being such a Bum Rat
by klwpolar April 23, 2021
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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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