Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple

It’s an apple

Mmmm apple

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

Backwards Apple

When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.

Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.

by Joncena6972 May 26, 2021

Apple

A brand of smartphone that just like the fruit is incompatible with headphones and regular chargers.

3,4,5,6,7,8,10........wait, what? Is this on apple?

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

Apple

How tf do you not kno what an apple is u dumbass go to preschool

Guy 1: I'm hungry
Guy 2: Eat an apple
Guy 1: boi no I want a fukin banana

by Hey that's nice January 13, 2019

Apple

A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.

Its just an apple :)

by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022